there are 3 moms (one brunette, one redhead, one blonde) sitting together and talking about their daughters. the brunette mom says, ” I was so disappointed. I went through my daughters purse and found cigarettes. I cant believe she smokes.”
The redhead mom says, “Yea, I was going through my daughters purse and I found birth control pills. I cant believe she is already having sex.”
The blonde mom says, “Yea, I was going through my daughters purse and I found a condom. I cant believe she has a penis.”